Teach My Ass

Categories: Gaping, Insertions, European, Coeds
Teach My Ass Anal Porn Review
Price: $29.95/month (recurring); $59.95 for 90 days (non-recurring)
Updates: Unknown
Reviewed On: June 8, 2011 by Oz

Content Quantity: 15/20
Content Quality: 17/20
Updates: 7/10
Surfability: 8/10

Value: 8/10
Ads: 3/5
Exclusivity: 5/5
Overall Impression: 17/20

Score: 80, SILVER


Teach My Ass Quick Facts

Teach My Ass Pros:
- Exclusive scenes
- Hot models
- High quality pics and vids
- Bonus access to the rest of the Teen Core Club network

Teach My Ass Cons:
- Unknown update schedule (may no longer be updating)
- Could use some additional browse features

Teach My Ass Facts as of June 8, 2011:
Teach My Ass Vids: 74 galleries; 30,000+ pics
Teach My Ass Pics: 74 videos
Other Content: Access to the other 50+ sites in the Teen Core Club network


Teach My Ass Review

Teach My Ass is a site from the Teen Core Club network where you'll see adorable Eastern European coeds learning how to take a variety of toys and a nice hard cock up their super tight assholes. The scenes here are pretty similar. The premise here is that a guy named Andrew has placed an ad in the local paper offering his services to young babes who want to learn how to get fucked in the ass. Luckily for him (and us) plenty of hot young chicks answer his ad and he films all of the whole rectum stretching, ass fucking so we can check it out. Each episode begins with Andrew welcoming the babe into his studio. None of them speak much English but he manages to get some rudimentary interview answers out of them and then has them strip down and show off their tight little bodies.

After helping himself to handfuls of the chick's tits and ass and fingering her ass and pussy a bit, Andrew has the girl climb up on his desk and get on all fours with her ass in the air. From there, the anal fun begins as Andrew lubes up the cutie's ass pucker and begins fingering her asshole, gradually working as many as four fingers inside her tight little hole. After that, it's time for some stretching with toys. These include all sorts of vibrators, dildos, double dongs, butt plugs, and anal beads in a variety of shapes and sizes. He starts small and works his way up to larger and larger insertions, leaving each one in the girl's butt for a bit so as she moans and wriggles. In addition, to fucking the babe's ass with toys, Andrew also sometimes uses a speculum to further stretch out the little slut's poop cute.

Of course, after gaping the hottie's ass with toys, Andrew's nice and hard and ready to get his dick worked on. He has the babe suck his cock for awhile and then has her bend over or lay on her back before cramming his cock all the way up her asshole. There's no pussy fucking here...these sluts are learning to have their ass whole gaped wide. Andrew pounds the girl's butthole mercilessly in multiple positions, pulling out periodically so we can take a look up her well-stretched sphincter. Then he put the cute little whore back on her knees to suck his cock and take a big load of cum all over her face and tongue and right in her mouth. I fucking loved the scenes here!

Navigation here at Teach My Ass really couldn't be simpler. They list the available episodes 2 to a page, each with a short description, several large preview pics, and links to view that scene's pics and vids. They really isn't much here in the way of browse or search features but a menu at the top of the page will hook you up with some of the bonus sites included in your membership and also contains a few ads. The members area currently contains 74 scenes and I'm not sure how often they update since the shoots aren't dated. I can't confirm this but my instinct is the site is probably no longer updating.

Browsing around the archive, it looks like most (if not all) of the episodes contain a video and a photo gallery. The photosets are viewable in gallery format only and are typically quite huge with 400-600 pics in each one. Some of the galleries gave me some navigational glitches when I was viewing them (thumbnails appearing as red x's, page not found errors, etc.) but these were relativley minor issues. The images themselves weigh in at a pretty consistent 853 x 1280 and the quality is very good throughout the archive. These are professsionally shot pics with a slight amateur feel...the shots are clear and well-lit.

Checking out the videos, they come with a decent amount of options. You have the choice of viewing the full-length video in one vid or in several smaller clips (I should mention, the older scenes don't always offer up a full-length version). The only format option available is WMV...the smaller clips offer a 512K and broadband version; the full-length video is broadband only. The older broadband videos weigh in at 640 x 480 at 1200K and then more recent scenes bump things up to 960 x 540 at 3000K. The 1200K vids are DVD quality and the 3000K videos really look great, bumping things up to HD quality. You'll definitely want to bump these up to full-screen and enjoy 'em.

Once you're finished with the Teach My Ass episodes, you'll definitely want to check out the plethora of bonus content includedin your membership. Joining up here currently gets you access to 50 additional sites in the Teen Core Club network which, depending on the site, contain either exclusive and non-exclusive content. There are a ton of hardcore porn genres available including interracial, cum swallowing, ass licking, reality, gangbangs, 2-girl blowjobs, anal sex, small tits, DP, and more. The exclusive sites primarily focus on rough sex and anal action starring some of the sexiest Eastern Euro babes on the Net. If you love tight-bodied teens getting their tight assholes stretched out, you'll love this network. Incidentally, it looks like they don't link to all of the sites included in your membership from the Teach My Ass members area...check out the Teach My Ass tour for a complete site listing and log-in to the sites separately.


Teach My Ass Bottom Line

Teach My Ass is another great Teen Core Club site featuring a bevy of incredibly cute European teens getting their assholes stretched by sex toys and hard cock. The pic and vids are high quality and the anal gaping action is pretty fucking hot. Unfortunately, I don't think the site is still updating so you'll have to content yourself with the archive of scenes the site currently offers. A huge bonus here is access to the other 50 sites in the Teen Core Club network which includes some awesome hardcore content (with a focus on anal action in the exclusive sites) and is a great deal for only $29.95/month. Check out Teach My Ass and the whole network for some awesome anal scenes.


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