Captain Stabbin

Categories: Reality, Coeds
Captain Stabbin Anal Porn Review
Price: $4.95 for 3 day trial; $24.95/month (recurring)
Updates: No updates since November 2010
Reviewed On: February 28, 2011 by Oz

Content Quantity: 20/20
Content Quality: 16/20
Updates: 6/10
Surfability: 9/10

Value: 10/10
Ads: 4/5
Exclusivity: 5/5
Overall Impression: 18/20

Score: 88, SILVER


Captain Stabbin Quick Facts

Captain Stabbin Pros:
- Exclusiive anal reality episodes
- Reasonable monthly fee
- Tons of bonus access
- Hot girls

Captain Stabbin Cons:
- No updates since November 2010
- Older content is of lesser quality

Captain Stabbin Facts as of February 28, 2011:
Captain Stabbin Vids: 258 videos
Captain Stabbin Pics: 258 photosets; 30,000+ pics
Other Content: Accompanying vidcap galleries, access to the rest of the Reality Kings and Muffia networks, 11 hours of live camshows per week with some of the RK models


Captain Stabbin Review

Captain Stabbin is an awesome reality-style anal sex site brought to us by the Reality Kings network. The site's been around since way back in 2002 and they've amassed a huge archive of aweseom anal scenes starring some of the hottest coeds wearing some of the tiniest bikinis imaginable. Access to 40 additional sites is also included in your membership which makes the site's $24.95/month pricetag incredibly reasonable.

The Captain Stabbin gimmick has remained pretty much the same over the years although the stunt cocks have changed a few times and, unfortunately, the "Captain" himself hasn't been on the site for several years. In the original episodes, the Cap (a 50 year old guy wearing a captain's hat and big mirrored subglasses and missing at least one tooth), his "first mate" and a camera guy would cruise the beaches and harborside shops and restaurants looking for a sexy young (18-20 year old) bikini babe they could convince to come back with them and take a cruise on the S.S. Stabbin.

Once back on the boat, it doesn't take long for the guys to get the chick out of her teeny tiny bikini and on her knees sucking on the good ol' Captain's hard cock. In most of the scenes, the Cap gets sucked and then jerks off all over the babe's pretty face and perky tits. Sometimes the Captain also gets to pound the chick's pussy or even her tight asshole before splooging all over her. For the rest of the shoot, the Cap's younger mate takes over, gets his dick sucked and then drills the slut in her pussy and then her ass. Some of these babes look so sweet and innocent, it makes you wonder if this isn't their first experience with anal fucking. Things wrap up with the guy blowing his load all over the chick's face and tongue and then the crew ushers her out to the deck, tosses her overboard with a life preserver and motor away while the slut curses them out.

In the more recent scenes, the Captain has jumped overboard (he departed around 2007, it looks like) and the picking up and fucking is left to a couple of younger dudes. These are guys are more of your typical porn studs and, for me, this makes the scenes not quite as fun as when the old codger Captain was getting his hands on all that young tail. Still there's some hot ass pounding fun to be had. The scenes go down in basically the same way...a hottie is picked up on the beach or at a local eatery and the guys take her for a cruise where she sucks, fucks, and gets facialed by one of the guys. Like the older episodes, the hapless young whore is then dumped overboard with a life preserver and told to swim back to Miami LOL. Cool scenes, but I wish they'd bring back the Cap!

Checking out the members area, You'll find the most recent episode up at the top of the page and a link below that will hook you up with the site's large episode archive. Throughout the rest of the page, you'll find links to the other sites in the netwok, a model index, an update schedule for the network, an advanced keyword and category search, and links to the network's webcam content. The Captain Stabbin members area is quite large and currently features 258 scenes, each with photo and video content. Unfortunately, there haven't been any updates since November 2010. This isn't *that* long ago but before that the last updates were from 2008 and 2007. I'd say the site is no longer being updated regularly to say the least. Happily, there's already loads of great anal action here for you to check out.

Browsing through the episodes, most scenes come with a video, a photoset, and a screencap gallery. The photosets are usually pretty large with 150-200 pics per shoot. The older images are pretty small at 640 x 480 while the newer pics bump things up to 900 x 600. The newer photos look better than the older ones but the quality is always pretty high. These are professionally shot pics, clear and well-lit. Taking a look at the videos, they come with quite a few video options (these vary somewhat depending on the age of the clip). Most of the scenes offer a full-length version (the older scenes don't) as well as splitting the full scene in several large chunks and multiple 1-minute long clips. Formats include a Flash version for streaming and WMV and MPG versions for stream and download and, depending on the version you pick, you may get the choice of a high or low quality option.

Of course, with an archive that goes back quite a few years, you can expect the quality and specs to vary. Older videos come in at 352 x 240 and usually look pretty decent at original size but become rather pixelated when enlarged much past that. More recent scenes bump things up to 768 x 432 at 1500K and look much better. I'd love to see an HD quality version added but these are DVD quality (or close to it) and can still be enjoyed at full-screen without much pixelation.

Included in your Captain Stabbin membership is an enormous amount of bonus content. As I mentioned earlier, joining up here gets you into the other 31 sites in the Reality Kings network. This is an awesome network featuring primarily reality sites in a wide variety of genres including MILF, big tits, CFNM, big butts, teen, Brazilian, teen, Latina, anal, first-timers, and many more. On top of these sites, you also receive access to the 10 sites that are a part of the Muffia network. This network contains single model members Lastly, you'll want to check out the live webcam content available to you. Several of the Reality Kings models perform live camshows (completely for free)...all told, you get access to 11 hours of live camshows a week which is awesome. An enormous amount of great porn for you to check out for a very reasonable $24.95/month price.


Captain Stabbin Bottom Line

Captain Stabbin is one of the most popular and famous anal sex sites around and for good reason. They've got a huge archive of great reality-style anal scenes starring hot bikini-clad coeds getting their tight assholes pounded by hung studs and, in the older episodes, one horny old ship's Captain. Unfortunately, the site hasn't added anything regularly since 2007 (although one scene did get added back in November 2010) so I wouldn't expect regular updates to start coming in anytime soon. The more recent pics and vids look good and you'll also get access to 40+ other sites via the awesome Reality Kings and Muffia networks when you join. If you've never been a member of Captain Stabbin or any other site in the Reality Kings network, I highly recommend checking them out!


Visit Captain Stabbin



Anal Porn Reviews by Quality Anal Paysites.
Copyright 2005 - 2011. All Rights Reserved.